August 2012
wank-r:
where can i get one of those miley cyrus or ryan seacrest jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist
me: wow i have so much to do
me: *doesnt do any of it*
makingmidnightmusic:
do you ever put on music in your room or whatever and sing along then you walk out, still singing and come back in and it lines up with the song and you feel like a god
11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
- or my tamagotchi, i loved those things
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had nutella on toast like every day this week for lunch
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people at school: aw omg i haven't seen you all summer!
me: yes there's a reason for that you cunt
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